February 2012
82 posts
On his coworker nicknamed "Brother"
Dad: I pissed Brother off today, lol.
Me: What happened?
Dad: He wanted to go back to day shift.
Dad: So I told him to go. Nobody's forcing him to stay.
Dad: What a pussy.
I’m gonna start posting parts of the conversations I have with my Dad when he gets home from work LOL
I hate those commercials with the weeing pigs.
Stfu before I eat you.
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
I’m sorry but I don’t wanna be told to stay to the same area for elementary school, high school and college so that I can save money to do what? Live in the same place I’ve been living in for so long? No. I’m gonna travel and shit.
Lol why are somes asians so damn yellow in pictures
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
legenkevinndary:
dewong:
noeltorious:
ivanoooze:
LETS MAKE TONIGHT POKEMON PICK UP LINES NIGHT
girl, i might not be a geodude but i would rock your world HAHAHAH
im not gonna raichu a love song, but hopefully this sparked your attention(;
I’M KANGASKHAN I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Muk
My onyx used harden and it was super effective.
Great weekend.
Party, basketball, football with lots of food in between.
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
I think there should be a study made on backpack weight and its affects on teenager’s backs. That shit is no bueno.
What the fuck happened to the music industry
What the fuck am I watching
I want to have a sleep over with the opposite sex.
ericapikachu:
roooster:
lol i always wanted to sleep over at a girls house not for sex.. but to like bond as friends watch movies, play games, vent, etc lol i can cook too we don’t need to cuddle i’m fine with the floor but this is for sure on my checklist of things to do lol
Yeahp^, but we gon cuddle girl LOL.
or for cuddles and sex
Orgy
leafboltor:
luqo:
shiphassailed:belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
america has 365
If I had the pleasure of waking up early for basketball practice, to play for a team that I love, I would be forever happy with life.
